Bouncing in the Grand Marquis

I don't know what Hertz was thinking when they gave little me a big brown boat-of-a Grand Marquis LS rental car. Of course, after flying 5-1/2 hours cross-country to Philly, I did not feel like trading it in for something smaller - I just went to my GoldMember spot and made a mad dash to Malvern. I saw a reflection of myself driving in it and almost cracked myself up! I looked like one of those little old ladies with the seat pushed all the way forward so I could reach the pedals driving a hugo car trying to see over the dashboard, and if you were driving behind me, you wouldn't know if someone was in there or not. Ha! Oh well, I sure feel safe in it. My new Atlantian comrade Tara just laughs at me and my silliness. Hee hee.